The economy is so bad that:
- When I ordered a burger at McDonald's the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens' names.
