Showing posts with label snark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snark. Show all posts

Monday, October 3, 2011

See? It's not just Hairy Palms.

Porn-Induced Sexual Dysfunction Is a Growing Problem

It used to be that articles on the "dangers" from pornography and the inevitable masturbation were mostly parodies of old wives tales: acne, blindness, infertility, and, of course, hair growing on the palms of the hands. All of those have been tested and found wanting by real science but the never ending quest to control human sexuality marches on. If hairy palms and blindness are not enough then lets scare you all with threats of elevated dopamine levels in the brain.

On the bright side, this offers a solution to the "problem" of Western Civilization being swept away by faster breeding cultures. Give them all free Internet access and lifetime accounts on roughsex.com.

Monday, March 7, 2011

What Would Jesus Cut?

Jim Wallis asks that question over at HuffPo.

Who cares? Jesus was a socialist with an ethical system that originated with nomadic sheepherders who were barely out of the stone age and knew Jacque Schitt about economics.