Thursday, July 29, 2010

Threeper versus Threeper?

Over at Sipsey Street in the comments to the entry entitled The messy interface of church, state and the First Amendment in NM an anonymous reader writes at 3:43 PM:
Not to worry. We know how to deal with atheists.
I have little doubt that a lot of christians would happily see every atheist and probably more than a few of their fellow believers who do it "wrong" dead and "sardine packed". Twice in my life I've been threatened by christians who mistook "atheist" to mean "pacifist" or "unarmed". In both cases the appearance of Messrs. Smith and Wesson convinced them they were wrong on both counts,

Maybe they weren't quite ready to meet Jeebus.

Assuming some JBT doesn't do the job for you, any believers tempted to simplify things for your god by ridding the planet of this pesky atheist had better plan on backshooting or bushwacking me. Otherwise bring lots of friends and plenty of ammunition because -- win, lose or draw -- it will be a long fucking day. I'm already planning to hold a few cases of ammo in reserve just in case you go as stupid as the shit some of you talk.

Mike Vanderboegh writing as Dutchman6 ofers:
Anonymous said:"Not to worry. We know how to deal with atheists."

Mac Bigelow sez:

"What? Force them to love God or kill them? Sounds a lot like your in the same boat as the Muslims to me. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is only for devout christians or more to the point catholics?"

My preference is to annoy them to distraction until they come to Jesus. Tickling is sometimes permitted. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. -- Mike
I hope you're right, Mr. Vanderboegh, and your fellow believers will not indulge in a bit of cleansing. In which happy case I remind you that, "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." Tickling will not be required.


  1. Wow. That guy sounds like a real winner. I would be proud to watch your six as you pick off modern day inquisitors. I could be described as someone with a strong Christian background, but idiots like that have all but driven me from the church.

    Had he been born in another part of the world, he'd be killing infidels with glee. Maybe even videotaping beheadings. Some people just don't get it.

    Like I said, I'd watch your six. Good people should be defended, period. Forget religion. Inquisitors should be allowed to go to their gods.

  2. Living in West Texas, I hear similar idiot comments from convenient christians all the time. Recently at one of the local gun stores I was asked by a fellow customer if I had found Jesus? My reply was"No, I did'nt know he was lost? The look of bewilderment on his face was amusing,the laughter from behind the counter was priceless.

  3. A caliph rabbi and a bishop walk in to a bar / one says to the other / "Hey now brother, we haven't gotten very far"


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