Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Economy is so Bad

Gathered from an assortment of places.

The economy is so bad that:
  • When I ordered a burger at McDonald's the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
  • The Mafia is laying off judges.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens' names.
To top it off, Congress claims they are investigating Bernard Madoff. The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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